I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny. That the best possible party accessory imaginable is a replica of the gigantic butt from the Baby Got Back video.

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Admit it. You've always watched that video and thought it would be awesome to dance on an enormous buttock. Of course, the ideal would be to have a gigantic butt permanently installed in your backyard or living room, but this is simply impractical for most people. I therefore propose my newest business venture: a gigantic butt rental service. Our replica giant butt will be available for parties, weddings, bar mitzvahs, choral concerts... Like chocolate fountains or photobooths, a gigantic butt will soon be the must-have luxury event item.




Of course one must consider health and safety. I'm unsure how to get a gigantic butt certified for commercial usage, but I'm sure we can work out some appropriate regulations and signage.



And then of course there's the extreme awesomeness of the business cards.



Okay, so I also just like having an excuse to say "gigantic butt" all the time.